As if the 10 additional years on my face from 9 months of never sleeping were not enough, B has started a new campaign to make me look even older. His favorite activity of late is grabbing at skin folds on my neck and pulling and shaking. Is it possible to look worse than the crypt keeper by the time I turn 30 in a few months? We are testing that hypothesis.
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In honor of the recently departed
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If it turns out that yes, this is in fact possible I will be blaming B exclusively and not my translucent pale skin or the fact that I actually lost count of the number of blistering sunburns I got before the age of 18.
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