9 month recap

"Don't look at me. You're the one too cheap to buy 3 seats on this plane."

"Nice to meet you Great Grandpa. You weren't using these shoelaces, were you?"

"You didn't like my shoe joke? How about I take off your belt?"

"No one told me Mom had a clone. Four boobs!!!"

Introducing B to my Grandma :( She would've loved him.

"I thought I already wiped this kid out last time you staged a cousin photo??"

B later had nightmares about who didn't wear it best.

"Aaaaaa Sleep Apnea is genetic??"

"This is going up in the Sistine Chapel right?"

He wishes they all could be California girls.

"Guess what! This Nigerian is going to pay me for the $5000 I just sent him!"

B did not appreciate the sentimentality of mom and dad's engagement site.

Future douchebag prepschooler

"You'll be my favorite aunt if you don't make me do this."

"Are you sure 3 boys is enough? I could use another cousin. I won't tell your husband."

"You're telling me if I had tried to climb out of that stupid bucket earlier you would've let me get in this tub for all my baths!?"

"There is nothing to see here. Please look the other way."

He'll even play with dolls to get the ladies.