10 month recap

"Why would you have this bar at tooth height if you didn't want me to chew it?"

"Winner!"

"Tell me more about the horrible things Daddy did as a child that you'd like me to pay forward..."

"Ohmigod if I could climb into this iPad I would!!"

"Why is it cute when I empty shelves at home and it's annoying at the bookstore?"

"Don't even need to walk to produce the world's most annoying noise. Boom."

"Excuse me sir? Could you take care of me? My father can't seem to be bothered to stay awake."

So this is what we've been doing wrong all along. Just shield him from the light and he falls right asleep?

Favorite babysitters!

"I always forget what happens next. Caterpillar, cocoon,...., turn the page!!"

"Don't bother cleaning up, I'll replicate this setup immediately."

"This device produces the most delightful cooling sensation up my shorts!"

"Excuse me, can I speak to the manager?"

"I don't touch your beer, please leave my blueberries alone."

"Psst, Mr. Bear, if you start crying they will take you to the big bed!"

"You say, 'sleep in parallel lines' I hear, 'perpendicular'."

Oh no.

"Just kidding, Mom! I remember my pledge to never date and live with you forever!"

"Did I wear the same two shirts the entire month? Based on this assembly of photos, yes."