Saturday, March 17, 2012

6 month recap

"Hey wait, I didn't put lotion on there. I'm going to get beat up if I smell like flowers!"

"I love Aunt Sheila!"

Aunt Sheila really has this childcare thing down pat.

"Big Bear and Aunt Sheila drink because I cry!?"

"Dad says I'm going to be a pro left footed midfielder and to kiss my moneymaker but he said to tell you I wanted to go to college and be a doctor. Oh oops."

"If you guys don't want me to watch TV why would you put all my toys right under it??"

"I know everyone's laughing at me, I'm just not sure why."
"I will not sleep until I figure out how to fit this whole crib in my mouth."

"This toy sucks. It makes that same shrill noise every time I hit it."

"You mean because this is nominally more interactive than TV you will let me play with it!?"

"Not fair. The skinny kids get their milk fed to them and I have to hold my own water."

"If you would release me from this harness I could taste the cookie dough for you."

"I like to take my pants off and kick back after a long day."

"You are the only girl I'll ever need in my life, Mom! I will live with you forever!" (Thanks for the shirt and the pic Aunt Amy!)

"This is what I think of your safety information, Delta. I mean you don't even make me wear a seat belt."

Real men like pink.

"Even with this absurd get-up you've put me in my hands are still getting sunburned."

"I've seen all 5 of my grandparents this month and laid the groundwork. These suckers are going to feed me so much ice cream one day."

"I've determined this is the most crinkly of all the chip bags, ring it up."

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