5 month recap

"This DJ sucks, he keeps playing the same song."

"Mine."

"I'll file this away on my list of things to tell my therapist one day."

"Ha! You can't see me."

"If I charm you with my smile perhaps you can release me from this portable cage?"

"Good luck taming that mane, Grandma. I'll wait patiently for you to give up."

We're teaching him to fish so he can stop being such a mooch.

"Ok, I'm sitting in a big kid chair, now give me that pizza."

"First MJ, now Whitney!? Turn that thing off, I can't bear it."

I dared him to lick the metal and see if his tongue got stuck.

"Oh gross. I just got the under cover joke."

Sporting the Chicago flag and some Chicago-pizza-thighs.

"I'm not wearing pants!"

"I can't believe you paid for this stupid cart cover, Mom. I'll still find a way to ingest E. coli."

Sitting like a man.

So much for an adorable posed 5 month old picture.

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